NEO PUNK PERSPECTIVE part 1

“Ladies and gentlemen,after a long hiatus…he’s back” , not my words rather those of p diddy on mase’s comeback. That aside, been on some sort of hibernation but now i’m back so y’all can “chillax”.

I’ve got so much to rant about i’m not sure where to start! Now i knw we kenyans are supposed to be trail blazers and all that b******t,but i thot that with every right comes a responsibility,so as much as Uhuru Kenyatta has the ryt to make a fool of himself where the hell is it written that he had to get us embarassed as well. How the hell does the Leader of official oppositon back the incumbent in an upcoming poll!!! What happened to the nascent democracy we were(yes it doesnt exist anymore) nurturing. I read somewhere that one is loyal to or atleast tries to uphold 3 pillars in their decision making:God-Country-Honour,unless Uhuru’s version reads God-Country-KIBAKI!!!!!!!!!!! coz he certainly doesnt have any honour

Now i’m a fan of Uhuru,so this may appear to be skewed but its coming from me,a uhuru admirer. I thought we (read MOI) had unearthed a gem in uhuru,what with all the “i shall not retreat into a tribal cocoon blah blah..”, but boy do we know how to pick them.

How else can we explain the fact that the lyks of J J kAMOTHO continue to occupy the annals of our history! Dont we have people with Stellar contributions to wave to the world!

As Jefferson once said ” i shudder when i think that the Lord is just”, and i truly fear for the fate of one uhuru kenyatta, in fact this is how he should have put his “political epitaph” coz he’s surely dead,politically of course: “NDUNGU ZANGUNI,DADA ZANGUNI,MAMA ZANGUNI NA BABA ZANGUNI,after much consultation with the party officials( read MOI) and expansive consultations with our members(read Gideon and Daniel Moi) i’ve decided that i’ll only run when i can win( read when Moi says so blah blah….yaaaawn

stay tuned for the next episode

MASH MUSINGS

<>As Jay Z would say it,”what u need me to do? I’m sorry, i’m back!!”. Been experiencing bloggers block  recently, but o hail the return of the don so to say.I’ve just been admitted to the KBW webring, i’ gunning for a kaybee so y’all better watch out.

<>Its been a crazy few months,i’m about to be unemployed but have this uncanny belief that as soon as i’m off work i’ll be poached from my humble abode by a reputable company( isn’t that the way things work these days).

<>I must say the year so far has been a blessing barring a few disappointments. Started off on a flat note i must admit, but the trajectory thereafter has been tremendous( upward of course) .  The chief reason being the girl i met earlier in the year,the first combination of brains and beauty that i’ve come across in kenya( not that i haven’t met many, only that in the others the presence of either seemed to diminish the exhibition of the other, seeming to apply a mutual exclusivity type of arrangement or rather the economics “law of diminishing returns”). Ladies aside, Man u has won the league while playing scintillating football, now i’m happier than i’ve ever been for 4 years-the last tym man u won the trophy.

<>This is  a watershed moment for me, i had my life well figured till the undergraduate level  of education, at the moment life is somehow uncertain. Education vs career, with either option being almost exclusive of the other. This is the point where all the illusions of grandeur that we had fall apart and the seemingly endless rat race starts.i’m trying to think of something funny t write but the juices (creative juices that is …don’t get it twisted) aint flowing right now, i’m sort of an impulsive joker and typing this article isnt exactly impulsive.

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GIRL YOU’RE LOOKING SO DAMN FLY!!

<>Weird isn’t it,just when you think u’veseen the best the world can offer,mother nature  throws a “curve ball”.what am i talking about, well i ‘ve had the pleasure  of having met one of the “flyest ” ladies south of the sahara, north of the limpompo and east of the river congo!!!

now i rarely give standing ovations but for this case i made an exception.

Other than that, currently i’m having one of the best times of my life, its sad that good times don’t last forever, if u know what ‘m getting at.

adios my people for now, coming up next will be my depiction of my first corporate dinner and cocktail, till we meet again “be perfect”.

HOUSTON WE HAVE LIFT OFF!!

<><>This is my first post and i feel like wayne rooney making his debut for manchester united.Ladies and gentlemen,  as i proceed, to give what you need, kindly relax for this is a special occassion.

<>As Martin Luther King said, “peace is not merely the absence of conflict but the prevalence of justice”, my blog shall address contemporary issues and serve to put across my point of view.

For today kindly ingest this mouthful from ALI, the greatest,”a man who still views life at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life”.

ADIOS FOR TODAY

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